Welcome to the dull, sometimes mundane, and always scary (and in 3D!) world of Maison du Squid. I'm your host, Johnny Hildo. Please feel free to yell and scream at me for being such a weed.
Bonus! I finally found out who shot J.F.K.!!! Do you want to know as well? Here's the proof! Hmmm, maybe it's the same person on Jerry...
If you want to yell at me for having such a crappy page, please, e-mail me here at
However, since I moved to Toronto, I'm busy busy busy! I've got places to go! People to see!
Ah, who are we kidding. I'll answer you. But if you're as lazy as I am, just sign the damn guestbook. Sign repeatly -- I'll be changing the questions frequently. Perhaps as frequently as I update my web page! Ha ha, ha ha, bleck.
