Some reasons why to avoid British Columbia

(and other parts of the world...)

Thank you. Drive through.

• Baron Samedi
  Dammit. I wish I was a cool as this guy. But I can never find him on ISCA. I guess I'm not as cool as he is.
  A Photo of Baron Samedi. (At least, this is what he thinks he looks like.)

   

• Chris Bracken
  Chris is Chris. Chris is cool.
  Let's all throw him in a pool.
  Chris knows all sorts of useless facts
  Like how to blow up Power Macs.
  
  
• Catherine Erhardt
  I met Catherine from teaching the wonderful world of Stats 220 in the summer of 2000. One of my crazier students, I knew she was uber wicked awesome hella cool when she showed up to class wearing a slave mask.A fan of PVC, anime, and Erik Donnelly, all you need to do to get Catherine in heat is show her photos of Pierce Brosnan giving David Bowie the spanking he rightfully deserves. Spicy Thai sauce optional.
  Currently, Catherine plans on going to Japan to find out just what is that special sauce Iron Chef Japanese puts in his Miso. Bring me back some Love Hina, Catherine! (Blatent grovel)
  Hey, since Catherine has her own web page, look for photos of her there. But I did want to include these files she passed on to me :)
  Barbie, no!
  Ken, no!
  Kraftwerk, NOOOOO!
  
  
• Jill Powell
  She's Powell, Jill Powell, she's PFC mo'fo' Jill Powell!
  She'll shoot to kill
  And run up hills
  She's Powell! Jill Powell!
  
  Um, yes, I know. I'm nuts. But so is she. And is a damn good shot with that assault rifle.
  
  
• Dylan Smith
  You may know Dylan from the ISCA BBS, where he's better known as Lawrence Of Arabia. Or perhaps you've heard of him from his days at CFUV. Or maybe you just worship him from afar. Whatever. He's cool, man. He's cooler than cool. He's warm. I just wish I can lick him all over. *snickers*
  Dylan is my bestest friend in Victoria. We're basically two of a kind: Indifferent, laid back to the extreme, and McEwans drinkers.And we both love going into trances with hardcore techno music. And if you try to pry us away from a good game of "AstroDax" (so we renamed), you'd better have some Djarums to appease us.
  
  UPDATE!!!! Dylan Smith has now joined the Dark Side of the Force, and... and... oh, god, its so sad! He's... married! Its so sad!! No more wild nights of hanging out with strippers, and roulette for big bucks, and rumbles against the other gangs!
  Dylan's Eyeball
  What a real winner!
  Dylan looking cool
  Don't you jump into the water...
  Dylan gettin' a little pussy
  Dude drunk at the Mall Of America
  Looking slicka that shit, y'all (just dig the shoes)
  Something I call Neptune & Uranus
  
  
• Shawn Michael Torrance
  Straight from Saltspring Island, and the 7-11 by Granville Island, here comes one cool cat who's tearing up the world. Okay, it's more like tearing up his:
  A) Knees
  B) Car
  C) Legion
  But you get the point.
  Shawn, hide your ass, boy!
  Um... what the hell is Shawn doing?
  Oh, I see. He's just getting ready for chores.
  Shawn looking so de-boner at Delmar Esau's high school grad
  Shawn looking like a boner inside his house
  Shawn hiding his boner in his room.
  Is it Shawn or it it Juanita???
  Dude trying to look like WWF Superstar The Undertaker.... (I prefer Juanita)
  No matter what Shawn tries to look like, this is how people will always imagine him
  One more for the road, you classy dude you (WTF???)
  
  
• Miranda Ward
  No photos - just a link to her page. In all the years I knew Miranda, I never got one photo of her. But she was a wonderful friend, and I miss her terribly. If anything, I regret not telling Miranda just how much she meant to me. It's just too bad she kept kicking me out of her apartment and telling me to go home.
  Anyway, for her, I leave this. I know it's a small thing, and it didn't scan as well as I'd hoped, but it does say a lot.
  
  

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