A quick blurb about Johnny...
- Real name : Derek Vernon Joseph Montrichard
- Aliases : Count Derek de Montrichard, Johnny Hildo, Lord M Vatalis,
Dr. Death, Monte, Drek, Drekmandu, Evil Master of Power Suction
- Birthdate : 08 janvier 1975
- Height : 6'1"
- Weight : 150 lbs.
- Hair : Blonde mostly, but red on occasion. And now and then blue.
- Skunks : none, but
working on it
- Heroes : Bill Shatner, Bill Gibson, Patrick Nagel, Kandinsky, Charlie Lea
- Nemeses : Howard Stern, George Dubya Bush, Barbra Streisand (die Babs
die! Thank God Robert Smith is around to save us!)
- Turn ons : Legs, freckles, chocolate, William Orbit, Johnny Depp, Robert
Smith, Urd
- Turn offs : Arrogance, knowing you're right, Goff, death metal
- Favorite Comments : "Eat me, buddy", "Santa's gonna
cut you, man. Santa's a Blade-Man, man!", "Hello Chief, talk
to me! Hey, why not?", "Yah, hey.", "Red hair, green
eyes, and whiskers."
- Computer : Too damn expensive
- Favorite Movies : Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead; Talk Radio;
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, The Empire Strikes Back
- Favorite Books : "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" (please, dear
god, never see the movie, it absolutely stank up the theatre worse than
Moulin Rouge! okay, maybe not that bad, but it was damn close...); "Modern
Manners" by P.J. O'Rourke; "Sailing To Sarantium" and "Lord
Of Emperors" by Guy Gavriel Kay
- Favorite CDs : Vic Reeves - "I Will Cure You"; James - "Laid";
Skydiggers - "Restless"; A3 - "La Peste"
- Favorite Animes : Cowboy Bebop (ooooh, Spike has such great hair!);
Ah! My Goddess (ooooh, Belldandy has such great hair!); The Irresponsible
Captain Tylor (ooooh, Hatori has such great hair!)
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